Beaver: Mommy, what you doing?
Me: I'm getting the crockpot out.
Beaver: Please I can watch one TV while you getting the crackpot out?
Me (laughing): You're kind of a crackpot when it comes to watching TV!
Beaver: No I not. See? I a boy!
I smiled at him and continued with what I was doing, ignoring his request.
Beaver: Mommy! Please I can watch one TV while you cooking something in that pork chop?