While I was taking a shower this morning, the following conversation occurred between Beaver and Mike:
"Daddy, do you have to go to work today?"
"No, not today."
"Why do you not have work today?"
"It's Saturday. That's the day I stay home and play with you!"
"Daddy, you know what else? Saturday is the day dads let kids do things in the morning that moms don't let kids do."
"Oh, yeah? Like what?"
"Like watch a little TV!"